If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the grammar nerd in your life, check out James Harbeck’s Songs of Love and Grammar. This little gem was published in 2012, but I just discovered it today. Here’s a sample:
I met a buxom grammatician
and said I’d like her out to take;
back she came with proposition:
in let’s stay and out let’s make…
Someone on Amazon described it as Fifty Shades for the grammaratti. I don’t know. I think this book will have me chuckling, not upchucking.
Sorry, Fifty Shades. That was mean. If I want Santa to drop this book into my stocking, I better try harder to stay on his nice list.